Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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