im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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