big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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