I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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