im drinking this country out of the recession.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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