adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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