the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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