I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
