You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
