I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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