Cold hands, warm shart.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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