There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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