he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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