She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
