used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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