I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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