Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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