And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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