I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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