she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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