doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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