Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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