SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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