I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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