Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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