sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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