I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
