Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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