Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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