I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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