well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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