You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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