she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
