So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
