Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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