He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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