Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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