we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Randomize
