he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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