drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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