Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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