i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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