You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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