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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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