I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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