We're like a lot better than the average bears
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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