i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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