Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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