I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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