quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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