i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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