I cannot find my penis.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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