do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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